The world is a glorified shit present proper now with all the world inhabitants struggling to guard themselves from Covid-19 and determine how they’re going to pay their payments since principally everyone seems to be unemployed proper now. Be that as it might, there are nonetheless prospects on the market who’re going to the Applebee’s Fb web page and complaining about their experiences after which complaining some extra once they don’t hear again straight away. Because the Applebee’s company is little question as much as their ears in spinach and artichoke dip and a myriad of different points, I believed I’d do them a favor and reply to a few of their buyer complaints on their behalf. You’re welcome, Applebee’s.
First we’ve Ann:
Ann, I’d prefer to remind you that there’s a world pandemic taking place proper now. I’m certain that no matter occurred at your native Applebee’s was tragic for you, however there are larger fish to fry proper now and I’m not speaking about their double crunch shrimp or blackened tilapia. That you just haven’t heard again from Applebee’s but about your overcooked burger or a overcharge in your bank card is no surprise since Applebee’s is attempting to determine handle their staff and preserve their enterprise afloat on this unprecedented time. Possibly they only haven’t had an opportunity to answer to your electronic mail but as a result of they’ve been going via 1000’s and thousand of enquiries from folks asking file for unemployment insurance coverage. Maybe you’ll be able to simply climb off of your excessive horse for a few weeks and notice that the world doesn’t revolve round you. Relax, Ann. Give Applebee’s an opportunity to prioritize their emails and I’m certain yours will ultimately float to the highest like a moist turd in a grimy rest room.
Now permit me to maneuver on to Jen:
Jen could be very upset that the 25¢ buffalo wing promotion is just not legitimate for takeout and supply. Jen. Lady. That promotion is clearly to get prospects into the restaurant to allow them to order beers and cocktails and different meals. It’s not in an effort to drive up and purchase 100 wings for $25 after which feed your quarantined household for 5 days. Possibly the TV industrial didn’t particularly point out that, however it’s most likely as a result of they assume folks have half a mind of their cranium. And possibly they haven’t had an opportunity to reshoot the TV industrial to make it extra clear as a result of they’ve been busy coping with shedding 1000’s and 1000’s of staff. Jen, quite then utilizing your valuable time to complain in regards to the lack of low cost 25¢ meals, why not use the time to clean your arms and top off on pasta, dried beans and bathroom paper. Information flash: there’s a world well being emergency and nobody cares about your want for buffalo wings.
This concludes my customer support interactions on behalf of Applebee’s. On this loopy time, all of us want to determine what we will do to assist each other and I determine I may also help Applebee’s by explaining to a few of their prospects that their issues simply aren’t as massive as they suppose they’re.
Keep protected, everybody.