I Just Created the Best TV Show Ever

I Just Created the Best TV Show Ever

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I Just Created the Best TV Show Ever

This week, MTV introduced an upcoming present name Ghosted: Love Gone Lacking. It’s a docu-series that options two hosts serving to distraught people observe down and confront former lovers, members of the family or mates, all in an effort to unravel why these individuals immediately disappeared. The present appears a bit invasive and “stalky” monitoring down individuals who bounced out of relationships. Like, I can’t think about it’s going to offer a lot closure to a girl who lastly finds the man she dated two instances six months and finds out why he ghosted her. (Spoiler alert: he simply wasn’t that into you and didn’t have the emotional maturity to inform you.)

However this present received me occupied with a a lot better TV present that every one of us within the restaurant trade would watch: Stiffed: Tip Gone Lacking. It’s a sequence hosted by me and I assist pissed off servers observe down and confront restaurant clients, all in an effort to unravel why these individuals who acquired nice service and have been completely appreciative immediately left a giant, fats goose egg on the tip line.

Are you able to think about how superior this is able to be? With the assistance of detectives and personal investigators, we’ll scour the nation to seek out the rubbish dumpster individuals who led us to consider that our service was top-notch after which bailed on us with out a lot as a 5% tip. The confrontations can be epic.

Bitchy Waiter approaches middle-aged white girl with an “I need to communicate to the supervisor” haircut

BW: Excuse me, Karen? Karen who dined out at Olive Backyard on June 12th, 2017, is that you just?

Karen: Sure, my title is Karen… what are you speaking about?

BW: Does this look acquainted?

BW whips out an Olive Backyard receipt totaling $68.45

BW: Is that this your signature?

Karen: (eyeing the receipt) Sure, that’s my signature, what is that this about?

BW: Care to clarify this??

dramatic music as BW factors to the zero scrawled on the tip line

Karen: Oh, effectively…uh…I didn’t go away a tip that day as a result of the restaurant was too loud and my child was making an attempt to take a nap.

Karen’s server, Brittney immediately seems from behind a hedge

Brittney: Bitch, that didn’t have something to do with me! I gave you nice service and introduced you so many freaking bread sticks regardless that I knew you have been placing them in your purse. And then you definitely stiff me?? Naw, bitch.

Karen: Nicely, you additionally let my glass of iced tea get too low as soon as.

Brittney: Hell, no. I stuffed that cup ten fuckin’ instances and the one time I let it get nearly empty, you’re gonna stiff me?

digicam pans over to Bitchy Waiter as Brittney berates Karen within the background

BW: That’s it for this week on Stiffed. Tune in subsequent time after we journey to Kyle, Texas with Robert who desires to know why a sure Mr. Ray Jackson stiffed him six months in the past on the Texican Cafe regardless that he particularly informed his server “every part was nice.”

Now THIS is a TV present we will all get behind, am I proper? Share the hell out of this and let’s make it occur!

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