Man Arrested for Masturbating at Applebee’s

Man Arrested for Masturbating at Applebee’s

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Man Arrested for Masturbating at Applebee’s

Man arrested for watching porn at Applebee’s

Some individuals go to Applebee’s for a top quality, craft cocktail that solely prices a greenback. Others go to take pleasure in a bowl of rooster, bacon mac and cheese served recent and steaming from the microwave. After which there’s Timothy Dugan of Thomasville, Georgia who goes to Applebee’s to spank his monkey.

For causes unknown to anybody, Timothy thought that it was a good suggestion to observe some porn on his cellular phone whereas ready for his quesadilla burger. Possibly the signature Mexi-ranch sauce that comes with the burger wasn’t sufficient for Timothy so he pulled out the ol’ trouser snake and went to work on making his personal signature sauce. As luck would have it, workers and prospects received wind of what was happening at Desk 207 and Timothy was requested to go away. Police had been referred to as and the horndog was discovered close by hiding in a bush, presumably not his personal. He was charged with with indecent publicity and youngster molestation.

I’ve so many questions:

  • Does Timothy simply get turned on by the considered choking the rooster whereas consuming rooster wonton tacos?
  • Did he lately watch that film  “American Pie” and resolve he needed to fuck the Sizzlin’ Caramel Apple Blondie?
  • In what different eating places has he tickled his pickle? Does he beat his meat at Outback Steakhouse?
  • How a lot did the server should tip out the busser to scrub that desk?

As stunning as that is, at the least is wasn’t as unhealthy as when a porno confirmed on the large display at an Applebee’s a number of years in the past. Now, that was offensive and it definitely upset a girl named Francine:

Good luck, Timothy. And the subsequent time you need to brew some child gravy, try this at dwelling. You possibly can at all times get your meals to go, you realize.

Now learn one in every of these lame-ass posts:

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